Writing Prompt

I waddled into a room so bright

White walls gleaming like fireflies

The doc came in sporting a grin

Our annual meeting was ‘bout to begin

He whipped out a ruler

Six feet tall

And used it to measure my coronary walls

“Good job,” he said, nodding his head,

“Your heart will keep beating with no pain at all!”

Next came the scale

And down came my head

“You should go rest,” Mr Doc said,

“Your head is ...

My formal resignation. I usually love this job all the people I meet but today was… very very interesting. It started normal, Mary with her 8am weekly checkup (she was amazing by the way except for a few signs of the flu but it’s not flu season so I doubt it) then Debby with her 8:15 (also great) and my regulars until somebody named Křakǎ Krö I assumed it was sally my favorite nerd but then I hear...

So how are you feeling

I’m ok Doc, but my tail feels heavy

Not quit normal

No, like it’s been broken

And my claws are breaking

Like you need more calcium...

During my yearly check ups I have to fly around the room as they check my speed. They check the conditions of my wings and how fast it flutters. Then they see how well I can move things around without touching it.

Somehow they’re able to check my weight even though I’m light as a feather. I also do x-rays to see how my bones are. As well as other tests to see if I can identify things or what I w...

A Bigfoot goes to the doctor

For his annual check-up

To make sure he’s okay

To make sure he’s in good health

The doctor measures the amount of fur Bigfoot has

Bigfoot had a lot

Which is very healthy for Bigfoots like him

The doctor got inside Bigfoot’s fur

To see how deep his fur was

It was profound

It took the doctor a whole hour to get out of the fur

Which is again healthy for a Bigfoot

He t...

The large creature sat on the check up chair and swung their legs a little while waiting. They waited for what felt like an hour in silence until the door finally opened again with an older ogre who peered over her glasses. “What are you here for today?”

“Just a normal check- up?”

“Mhm and you’re a class three demon it says here?”

“No uhm- class four now”

She peered over her glasses again and made...

“I’ve been just exhausted lately. No matter how much sleep I get. I am just beat,” Periwinkle said.

“Beyond the fatigue, do you have any other symptoms?” Dr. Acorn said.

Stifling a yawn, Periwinkle reflected on the last few weeks. Her doctor’s office hadn’t changed since childhood. Hand-drawn pictures and family photos were tacked to every wall of the hobbit’s medical office.

“No I feel fine...

A giant thud on a massive scale

Boy, you’re still heavy as a whale.

Verdant with glow; sign of good health.

Look a little fat; hoarding the wealth.

Wouldn’t hurt to snack on some coal.

Exercise try to drop and roll....

The fire in the dragon, was dry as the outside sand

There was no wet kisses, of love or hold of hand

Claws had no moisture, or water to make them glow

Off to see the doctor, with the helping bag let’s go

He put his old glasses, on the Dino’s spiked head

You must drink more liquid, the good man had said

Looking at the scales, on his gigantic ever wagging tail

He knew that this physical, if he...