“Let’s skip the pleasantries, shall we? You and I both know we’re not here for small talk.” The long suit jacket and the clouded eye should’ve been funny how close it came to the stereotypes, but it was chilling when the one icy blue eye fell onto your throat as if just a look would slice through....

“I HOPE YOU GET THREE FLAT TIRES WND THE THIRD ONE GOES FLAT ON THE WAY BACK FROM GETTING THE REST REPLACED”

“Okay- honey please calm down I know they made a lane change without the blinker then gave you attitude but- it may not be worth it…”

“What on earth do you mean? They’re being a bitch okay?”

Tristan put a hand on Emil’s shoulder, annoying Emil just a little bit calming him more than anythin...

Many creatures of the humanoid variety happen to write a style called “fanfiction” it is something us Glōrvæks have spent several trañtréæs trying to decipher. I do not quite understand what “nsfw” is meant to mean and what those warnings at the beginning of these pieces of writing. It is quite strange the format of these articles....

Sweet ladybugs

All alone by the lake

Dying one by one

Just for them to blow away

Like they never existed

Just spots all gone away...

I really love college now the issue is with so much of campus being forested area, many of the students are prone to walk into fae traps. It’s much less likely to see them in the open. My partner and I were walking along the lake one day, a day too cold to really be walking but I insisted on driving him back to his apartment and we had to walk to get to the car either way. The light layer of snow ...

I still remember that night. The ground was covered in the thickest layer of snow I’d ever seen and I dragged her out there to sing that song for me again. I wanted to be futher from the street light so I could see the stars better but she insisted because the road was too dark....

This isn’t a story this is truly a rant because sometimes us humans need that. I hate driving with truck traffic on the expressway I really do. I drove to the doctor on a Tuesday on a damned Tuesday and BOTH WAYS I hit truck traffic where they go over 75 when the limit is 55. So they honk or go around you when you’re going 65 and it’s ridiculous. Today, someone flew past the car at around 65-70 in...

As the blood dripped from my fingertips I glanced over at him. He looked at me with eyes filled to the brim with determination. It wasn’t the humans we were to fear but the humans to fear us. Every step towards me was a step closer to the possibility of death. Somehow he knew I wouldn’t move and there didn’t need to be anything said. I stood up and took half a step back but his eyes never left....

I’ve always loved the idea of lake effects

I knew what I was signing up for when I went upstate

I guess I didn’t realize

It got quite so bad up there

Maybe worse than down here in the ole’ island.

A tropical storm

Or a hurricane in the summer

That makes sense.

It gets confusing when it gets so cold

Your fingers might freeze

And hail the size of gumballs

(Not the biggest hail I’ve heard of but sti...

It’s so easy to think you’re talking to someone. It’s much more difficult to ask if

You’re talking in *that* way.

Far easier said than done.

That doesn’t make it not fun....