Frazzled Fran unnerved by a web of warped gossip ;
Spewed on by such venom, she left pad in a snip.
Bemused, she grudgingly thought that her lair was bugged.
She felt she had three left feet, but that thought she shrugged.
She sought Madge whose silky flatter hid sharp attack
“Look at you, calling me spineless behind my back.”...