I exhalt your greatness,
As I plug you in,
The bright light from your screen,
Reveals my double chin,
The hours spent staring,
At your lovely face,
Has only enhanced my life,
Just an itty bitty trace,
Your smooth and sleek design,
A pretty device indeed!
Can slip right through my hands,
And crack with record speed!
The constant scroll of socials,
Has my attention split,
Between 10...