Iâve had this roommate for several years,
Heâs hard to miss with his giant ears.
His hair is blonde and heâs not very tall,
And heâs got the worst breath of all.
He never pays rent, and he never cleans up.
And when Iâm not looking, he'll drink from my cup.
He snores so loud it rattles the walls,
He'll climb the stairs so fast that he falls.
He takes my chair whenever stand.
Heâll ...
