A police officer arrested my mom,
Because she licked a strangers shoes.
Collin was his name, he dropped the charges.
Dad was terrifed and hid all the shoes in the house.
Elephants ran through the living room
I tried to stop her but she licked an elephants toes.
Jello, my mom said they tasted like.
Kenny the elephant ran and trampled our couch.
Living room, destroyed.
MONEY! MONEY WAS IN THE COUCH ...