We all remember the dodo
The quagga, the pigeon passenger
These extinct beasts held more mojo
Than your weird pouch could bear
Not a wolf or tiger, not a dog or cat
Just an amorphous marsupial
Your stripes were nothing to sniff at
Just not quite cool enough
Adding down-under injury to insult
Labeled a dreaded henhouse killer
Decimated by farmers as a result
You were falsely accused
Scientis...