A lonely orphan boy sits alone

On his bed, looking down

He crossed his fingers and let out a groan

Thinking about how he wanted to be a clown

Wanting to do all the silly antics

Eliciting laughter and joy from everyone

Giving people some good kicks

Having some good fun

He looked up, smiling at what he thought

Then he stopped smiling

Looked at the boy near him, Scott

Looking upset by what the own...

The Grim Reaper looked like a dork in a living room

Was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and small shorts

Also had his glasses on while holding his scythe

Until he slid and fell down

"Why did this have to happen today?

Why did a bunch of teens have to play THAT game?

The game of Don't Stab Me With a Knife, Bro, stabbing each other brutally for fun?

Because all it causes is just a bunch of bodies

Lots an...

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I loved my son

Yes, I did very much

Whenever I looked at him with me on the internet

But in real life, oh, no, I wish I could have killed him

‘cause of how annoying he was

He always whined and complained

He always said “Why do I always have to be happy?” this

Or “Why do I always have to follow a tight schedule?” that

Well, it was to make sure you were always happy!

Happy enoug...

In the night, a boy wearing a smelly, stained sweatshirt with a hoodie was running to an alleyway. As he got inside the alleyway, he looked around to see if there was anything or anyone around, possibly looking at him while hiding in the darkness. He looked left and right constantly. He didn’t see anyone or anything come out of nowhere or was already there. He went over to the dumpster on the othe...

Oh, my, I hate getting drunk so often

It’s always messing with my experimenting and life up

It makes me feel utterly dreadful from within

I’ll experiment with liquids and tubes while drinking alcohol from my cup

It always makes me feel better

I drank while I was working on it

I was getting pretty woozy as I mixed chemicals together

I started going off on some blind, drunken fit

I smashed my bott...

There is a reason

Why roses have thorns, so pervasive and sharp

That reason being protection

Protecting the flower, being its tarp

Protecting it from being taken

Stolen by some stranger

Someone of sin

Or a vicious creature made out of fur

So the flower can be safe

Lying in its bush or field

So that someone with good character, good faith

Can pick up the rose, can wield

Wield it up from where i...

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You know, I think I should chill out more often

Especially whenever I’m online

So I could look chill enough to take pictures of myself

Where I wouldn't miss out on being online

Where I can just fit in with everyone

Where I can have fun and be around people like me

Who cares if I am sending pictures to people?

Random ones who could be perverts for all I know?

Who cares if I ev...

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Hey, do you wanna be cool?

Start having a life where you don’t drool?

Where does everybody think you’re a great guy?

So great that you’re a superhuman and make for a good friend?

Even though they don’t know you?

They don’t truly connect with you. Do they see you for who you are?

Why, if you want to be that great guy

Buy Greedy Green’s great, new, ultra-soft shoes!

These shoes ...

What a wonderful day!

This bride looks so gorgeous today!

The groom looks so handsome!

No one looks lonesome!

The groom went insane

Stabbed his wife in the brain

Blood has splattered everywhere

Too much blood to see and hear

The groom has his two rings, so well-made!

For him and his wife so their love will never fade!

Every guest is here!

To watch love unfold with nothing to fear!

He held his b...

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Oh, what’s that?

Is that a rainbow?

Oh, I must go!

I have to!

I ran and I ran and I ran

Some people stopped me, though

Got in my way for no reason

So I couldn’t get to my pot of gold

Friends were there and wanted to hang out with me

Play games and screw around for fun

I moved them by pushing all of them away

I have no time to waste on friends, only on getting that pot of gold

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