Alexander Kibble

Hello. I am Alexander Kibble. I am a writer who loves to write poems and stories that are accessible for everyone to read, enjoy, and maybe think a bit

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Alexander Kibble

Hello. I am Alexander Kibble. I am a writer who loves to write poems and stories that are accessible for everyone to read, enjoy, and maybe think a bit

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Writings

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Scientific and Drunk

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

Oh, my, I hate getting drunk so often

It’s always messing with my experimenting and life up

It makes me feel utterly dreadful from within

I’ll experiment with liquids and tubes while drinking alcohol from my cup

It always makes me feel better

I drank while I was working on it

I was getting pretty woozy as I mixed chemicals together

I started going off on some blind, drunken fit

I smashed my bott...

Poetry

Science fiction

The Protective Thorns

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

There is a reason

Why roses have thorns, so pervasive and sharp

That reason being protection

Protecting the flower, being its tarp

Protecting it from being taken

Stolen by some stranger

Someone of sin

Or a vicious creature made out of fur

So the flower can be safe

Lying in its bush or field

So that someone with good character, good faith

Can pick up the rose, can wield

Wield it up from where i...

Poetry

Romance

Take and Share That Pic

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

(satirical piece)

You know, I think I should chill out more often

Especially whenever I’m online

So I could look chill enough to take pictures of myself

Where I wouldn't miss out on being online

Where I can just fit in with everyone

Where I can have fun and be around people like me

Who cares if I am sending pictures to people?

Random ones who could be perverts for all I know?

Who cares if I ev...

Poetry

Humour

Just Do It!

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

(satirical piece)

Hey, do you wanna be cool?

Start having a life where you don’t drool?

Where does everybody think you’re a great guy?

So great that you’re a superhuman and make for a good friend?

Even though they don’t know you?

They don’t truly connect with you. Do they see you for who you are?

Why, if you want to be that great guy

Buy Greedy Green’s great, new, ultra-soft shoes!

These shoes ...

Poetry

Humour

A Joyous Massacre

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

What a wonderful day!

This bride looks so gorgeous today!

The groom looks so handsome!

No one looks lonesome!

The groom went insane

Stabbed his wife in the brain

Blood has splattered everywhere

Too much blood to see and hear

The groom has his two rings, so well-made!

For him and his wife so their love will never fade!

Every guest is here!

To watch love unfold with nothing to fear!

He held his b...

Poetry

Horror

Gold isn’t Always Truly Golden

Alexander Kibble

2 min read

(satirical piece)

Oh, what’s that?

Is that a rainbow?

Oh, I must go!

I have to!

I ran and I ran and I ran

Some people stopped me, though

Got in my way for no reason

So I couldn’t get to my pot of gold

Friends were there and wanted to hang out with me

Play games and screw around for fun

I moved them by pushing all of them away

I have no time to waste on friends, only on getting that pot of gold

...

Poetry

Humour

Don’t Get on My Nerves, Man

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

(this one’s about me)

I was just sitting down

Reading my newspaper

When suddenly some guy sits right next to me

Chewing a piece of gum

I’m fine with this

I mean, today has been pretty good

I got to go on a walk with my dog

I got to play some pretty cool video games

I got to sleep in for a bit

I got to watch videos all day

My day was going pretty good

So I was doing alright

Until he kept chewi...

Poetry

Humour

Sadly Disabled and Tragically Aware

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

(satirical piece)

I was quiet, but I was not blind

When you all stared at me funny

Sticking your tongues out

Showing your buck teeth out

Hitting your heads with your hands

Grunting and groaning

Moving around all silly and whatnot

Wanting to say things to me up to my face

“Look at him! Look at this kid!

“Yeah, the retarded kid in Special Ed!”

“Yeah, in both Speech and Special Ed, how retarded!”

...

Poetry

Drama

Feeling Lonely and Lost

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

No, not here again

Why here out of all places?

Why can’t I go somewhere where I can be happy?

Isn’t that what a dream is?

To go somewhere that’s beyond this world

That’s supposed to disconnect me from reality

From all of my problems

It doesn't remind me of them

I’m always taken aback here

In this terrible place

In this terrible forest

When it was at dusk

In complete silence

Being very alone

Ju...

Poetry

Drama

A Wizard’s Lust

Alexander Kibble

1 min read

Oh, Juliet, wherefore art thou?

Why must thou be encaged to hopeless love?

For thee want to be with that base Romeo makes me fret now

‘Tis making me ill thereof

Despite my heavy heart and feeling unwell

I had come to an obvious realization from watching all night

I was merely a wizard, and I could doth a spell

I could bring thee hither easily, I don’t even hath to use much might

Hark, Juliet, ...

Poetry

Fantasy