(satirical piece)

You know, I think I should chill out more often

Especially whenever I’m online

So I could look chill enough to take pictures of myself

Where I wouldn't miss out on being online

Where I can just fit in with everyone

Where I can have fun and be around people like me

Who cares if I am sending pictures to people?

Random ones who could be perverts for all I know?

Who cares if I even send one of myself chilling

Chilling in bikinis and many people see that

It won’t affect me negatively in the grand scheme of things

Especially socially, it would make things better

I wouldn’t worry that no one cares about me

Or thinks I’m not cool or down with them

Or if they think I’m hot or not

Because they would probably think I’m hot!

It wouldn't matter

Alright, I’m sending those pics

Pics of me chilling and chilling in my bikinis

I’m not going to miss out on something important if I do this: Good, true friends