What a wonderful day!

This bride looks so gorgeous today!

The groom looks so handsome!

No one looks lonesome!

The groom went insane

Stabbed his wife in the brain

Blood has splattered everywhere

Too much blood to see and hear

The groom has his two rings, so well-made!

For him and his wife so their love will never fade!

Every guest is here!

To watch love unfold with nothing to fear!

He held his bloodied knife

Saw the deacon try to stop him so he took his life

Ran around, trying to stab people

He stabbed people’s faces, stomachs, and limbs off, just awful

The cake is here, and it’s so lovely!

So are all the gifts for all to see!

The decorations look proper and unblemished!

It’s so perfectly arranged, so how could it get blemished?!

As the groom kept stabbing everyone

He got out his big machine gun

Started to shoot all of the people around

Getting gore and blood everywhere, nothing even a bit clean to be found

Oh, the groom and the bride!

Their families show up, their familial love being so vast and wide

So happy they’re getting married to each other!

So happy from every mother to every brother!

The groom killed everyone, making sure no one made it

He picked up every bloodied piece, every bit

Off the ground and into a black bag, making sure they all could fit in

Until then the cops shot him up as they barged in

The whole wedding itself may not be flawless!

But this wedding will still be in bliss!

A great day it will still end up being!

Why, it’s going to be rocking!