It was a nice sunny day outside. Not a cloud in sight. I sat on a rocking chair on the terrace outside, rocking gently back and forth while I read a book I bought a few days ago. I called out for my dog, Pluto. So he could run around on the grass where I could see him, but I was dumbfounded to see not a dog, but a human, well not entirely human but it was a half-dog and half human. I squealed, alm...

This is how I think my dog Jasmine would be if she transformed into a human.

Hair - Black with silver highlights

Eyes-Brown and blue

Personality - She would be calm collected except for around someone who she viewed as dangerous. Occasionally be super sassy with those she’s close to. Having bad days where her anxiety is high and love to snuggle together on the couch....

The assignment says give an explanation of your pet’s personality, I’m gonna do you one better and drop some lore! 

I met Luna when she was no more than a child, Very tiny little thing who followed a mutual friend of ours home one night, That mutual friend has long since passed last year (Good night sweet prince you are very much missed), But when he was around Luna would very much only stick to...

Dog

Not a frog

Living in a bog

Nor navigating fog

House

Not a mouse

Or a louse

Needing a spouse

Crazy

A big lazy

Feeling hazy

Wearing paisley...

Mid 40s. Thick London accent in a way that American women find enchanting. The swagger of Tom Ellis as Lucifer. Always perfectly trimmed facial hair. A clean barbered haircut, a fade into a traditional dark quaff. His hair is shiny and thick as is abnormal for most men his age. Expensive cologne. Not just expensive but obscure, something that smells exactly how he looks. Something like a Joe Malon...

Elviszem fagyizni, mert fogalmam sem volt, mit várjak tőle, most, hogy két lábon jár a földön négy helyett. Eddig sem volt egészen stabil a személyisége, hát még most. Két gombóc csokit kér. Jó választás: gond nélkül nyomon tudtam követni az olvadó fagylalt útját az ujjain és pufók, szeplős arcán. A gombócok színe hasonlít nagy, barna szemeihez, amelyek ragyogtak a cukorsokktól.

- Gyere, haza kell...

My pet is a lizard and it loves to eat flies. Then one day it terned into a human and then started to eat flies but didint like it so won’t back to a lizard...

Today is a brand new day and I’m so excited! I hear the bathroom light click on and I know she is awake. I’ll wait quietly so I don’t bug her, but it’s hard. All night my stomach was growling, I imagined my food bowl calling my name. “Penny! Are you hungry?” Why yes I am.

I hear the toilet flush. Where is she, why is this taking so long? I can hardly sit still, my mouth is drooling, and I can tast...

My dog,

Happy as one can be,

Lives with me.

He is never doubtful,

Always bashful,

And comes to me for treats.

We lay every night,

On the couch with tv,

Glimmering is he.

My golden retriever,

Glimmers,

Smiles,

Plays,

And won’t get in your way.

If he were a human,

He would be a track star.

Always running,

Always tired.

And when all of it was over,

He would eat, sleep, and do it

Al...

“You don’t look a bit like Cary Grant,” Lulu said with a nervous giggle.

Crossing his arms, the burly mover ignored her comment. Kill me now, she thought. The big man scrutinized all of Lulu’s worldly belongings piled in her parents’ driveway. Frantically Lulu had been calling movers all afternoon. Finally, she found someone to help. Then this Adonis showed up in a muscle car.

“All this?” Burns...