Writing Prompt

Oh, don the apron

Pick up a knife

Nothing’s more fun

Than to peel, chop and dice!

To measure ingredients

Using a finicky scale

Recalibrating repeatedly’s ever so tedious

Persistence at last does prevail.

Cream, whip, and mix

Sift and then fold

Are all cute culinary tricks

Grease those trays, oh so old

Preventing disaster when baking sticks

‘Fan Force’ oven’s a farce

Delicacies remain pale or ju...

You say that you love me, I think that’s “baloney.”you say there’s no one but me, but your” pepperoni “says differently .Im complementing you, by saying “pepperoni”, but it’s really a “weenie in a blanket”. Now that it’s over, I can now, crush your enormous ego. Because that’s the only thing that’s big....

Oh my,

Aren’t you sooo great?

A smile on your face that’s

OBVIOUSLY

Sincere…

That “perfect” voice of yours

Is like

HEAVEN…

If heaven was hell.

When I see that face of yours

That you think is just

Sooooo beautiful,

I smile,

Not sincerely,

Menacingly.

Oh no!

Please don’t cry,

I surely meant all

The sincere, kind things

I said!...

It is what it is .we die, they cry. The next day the news goes on as usual, the sun shines as usual , . 6 am the alarm clock rings as usual. Then they are off to work, as usual.Next day they are commuting in car or train to work. ,. They are wondering about the days they took off for the funeral. They’re thinking, is that considered sick days? Will they take that away from vacation time? They can’...

When I see your face upon me, and I see how much you care, just to get a little kiss I would just follow you anywhere. unfortunately, when I got to see you, you did look despair. He had met another woman, so why the heck did you make me travel all this way and you could’ve told me on the phone?...

Here is an ode

To these dear small objects.

Oh how you lighten my load!

I love your dear, white, round concepts.

To that dear tiny, pale oval,

Split in half with a thin line,

But let me make you a proposal:

You let me keep my sanity ‘cause it’s MINE!

To that dear little shape!

You are my favourite best friend,

You give me some escape,

And I will loathe you to the very end.

To that dear monster...

Oh, Marvelous.

Oh, Wonderful.

It’s _everyone’s _favorite thing.

It’s tea.

Oh, how _amazing _it is.

Too amazing to be _real!_

I _totally _understand why _everyone _simply loves it.

It’s just .**So. Darn. Amazing!**...

The rip

That strips itself from its pair

Oh how you keep sneakers together

Oh how you keep baseball gloves together

So useful you are Velcro

You make the world go round

But I’m a flat Earther

And I don’t belive the Earth is round...

To the men and women who care

only for themselves and the state

of their bank accounts

Who make the incredible sacrifice

to manipulate stories in honor

of favor to personal agenda

The path is lined with roses

for our dear countrymen

who choose to save us

by sending us to space,

funding billions instead

of feeding millions

Personal glory and gain

never looked so heroic

than it does t...

Oh, how glorious it is.

Such nourishing for young minds, hail the system and it’s time.

Six hours a day of pure knowledge. What more could you ask for as an aspiring child?

Bright floresent lights to keep your mind wide. Words being writing and erased in short time.

Oh, how much I’ve always wanted to know of the acute triangles, for when I become a librarian in the future. Such topic prevokes...