Me: “So, uh…Hades! Y-You’re really him! C-Cool” *Tries to scoot away from him*
Hades: “Of course it’s cool! I’m the god of darkness or death or whatever!” *Pulls me back over to him*
Me: “O-Okay! Nice! Oh, is that really the time? I really need to get going!” *Chuckles awkwardly *
Hades: “Oh, c’mon! Let’s do something fun!” *Pats me on the back as I squeal in terror*
Me: “Uh, o-okay! How abou...