Tangerine!

She/her. Hi! I’ve always wanted to be an author, but my pieces always end up being unfinished. I love writing and reading. I mostly write dark stuff like horror, but sometimes I write humorous stuff. Hope you enjoy! 😉♥️

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Shivers Up Your Spine

Tangerine!

1 min read

Watching you at night brings me such joy.

Your terrified contorted face as you scan the room for me. I’m certainly here, but you can’t see with mortal eyes. And when finally settle, and lay back down into your sheets, that’s when I’ll strike again. Knocking on walls, footsteps down the halls, or just a noise or two above you, the slightest noise will throw you into a frenzy. The childish urge to ...

Horror

Mystery

Bad Santa

Tangerine!

1 min read

What children don’t realize

Is how scary Santa can be

He sneaks into your house

Late at night

Eats your food

And leaves

Well Santa has a darker side

One that’s vicious and full of greed

Leaving candy

Laced with rot

And it’s not your cat

Breaking the ornaments at night

But Santa

Giving you a fright

So beware

Next time you hear those sleigh bells ring

It’s not a sound a Christmas joy

But a warnin...

Humour

Crime

Beakers And Tile

Tangerine!

2 min read

White. Surgical white.

It’s the color I see every day from the morning when I open my eyes to at night when I finally shut them after a grueling day of experiments and tests on my body.

In the beginning, it was a way for my grasping and struggling family to earn some money,

“It’s really free money,” The scientist had said, “Just a few little tests and DNA samples and done!”

Millions of tests lat...

Crime

Science fiction

Stolen Chick-Fil-A

Tangerine!

1 min read

To whomever’s chick-fil-a salad

Was placed in my bag

With chicken and strawberries

I’m sorry I unintentionally stole your dinner

If you had to eat

Pickles on bread for dinner

I’m sorry

I tried not to eat it in respect

But I got hangry

And ate it at midnight...

Humour

The Gift Of A Knife

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1 min read

The day has been mostly uneventful. Birthdays as a kid used to be cake-filled days of fun, but as I’ve gotten older, they are now more small-scale hanging with friends and family. I sit in my living room, just as my friends leave after our excursion, and stalk the person making their way up my driveway. Blahblahblahblah. I dont know where I’m going with this lalalalalalalala...

Airport Security

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1 min read

_I’m in the security line. Almost ready for 1st prank._

_You better do amazing._

Little known fact: fake mustaches are ITCHY! When Kal first told me what he wanted me to do, I thought he was joking, but apparently not. I’m in line at the airport security, waiting to put my bag on the x-ray scanner thing. My bag is quite heavy, filled to the brim with fake rubber cockroaches. The whole point is t...

Humour

Pen Name Change

Tangerine!

1 min read

Hi! Still just me, but now my pen name is Tangerine! Sorry for any confusion!

Just needed a change of pace!

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Tangerine!

1 min read

I’m sitting in math class and our teacher is passing out last week’s tests. He places it face-down on my desk. To my surprise, when I flip it over, I’m shocked to see that

I got a perfect score! I smile to myself in what I’m sure makes me look crazy.

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?” A kid, Neil, yells from across the room.

I don’t think he’s talking to me until he shouts my name.

“BREE! YOU RUINE...

Humour

The Things I Hear From Downstairs

Tangerine!

1 min read

I moved into a new flat today, mildew creeping on the walls. The people who live upstairs are so loud and obnoxious. As I was getting ready to go to a job interview, I heard them upstairs, talking loudly, “Let’s play my favorite game, Get Out of The Hole with the new person downstairs!”

A different voice says, “My dementia has taken over, please remind me how to play.”

“Well first, we put the vict...

Humour

Karen

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2 min read

When the woman walks into the hair salon, I knew she was going to be a issue. Plastering on a fake smile, I approach the check-in table.

“Hi, can I help you?”

“Um, yeah. Why else would I be here?” She says in a grating voice, popping her hip out.

Customers that treat employees badly, I don’t see the point in treating them kindly.

“I don’t know lady. Do you need a trim?”

“No, actually it’s Christ...

Humour