This is it

My final farewell

You all have been with me through thick and thin

I could not ask for better

The good and bad have gone by

And you all remain with me

I will cherish you forever and ever

But this is the last time

The last time I see you

The last time I choose to see you

As we raise our glasses to the Irish folk song “The Parting Glass” said

‘Of all the ere I had I spent it in good ...

As the Valkryies surrounded me, Valhalla was calling. Around where my body lay, warriors and weapons had fallen from battle. Battlefield is riddled with dead Grengrs. Odin’s halls announced arrival for us. Skal! Proud hardened Vikings we were all going together. This last memory. Axe clenched in hand....

Would you look at the sun the border was done in one stroke and those glasses, how revolutionary the sun is so hot it has to wear sunglasses to protect itself from itself. The family in the portrait. Wow! They are huge. It must mean they are bigger than life. There are four family members.

The dad who must be bald to symbolize aging gracefully stands next to the house and he is the size of the h...

The 8th and probably the worst of the deadly sins. Public Urination. I know everyone has to pee but in today’s advanced world we don’t want to see people peeing, for the last 3.5 million years this has been an issue that is finally being resolved.

The Department of Sanitation has put their foot down. No more public use of the bathroom. The days of walking down into the subway and seeing drunk pe...

No one goes into the forbidden forest, except when you’re selected to clean for the week. An accident happened here years ago when the nuclear plant melted down and the forest became uninhabitable, so we clean. The selection and this is my month to clean. The forest has always freaked me out my entire life even before the plant accident.

The cleaning has began and all the proper PPE equipment is...

My head is pounding. I shouldn’t have stayed out so late last night, but the bar was pure vibes. The drinks were strong and the people were fun. I just wish my head didn’t feel this way. I think I can make a hangover cure.

As I stumble into my lab and turn on the fluorescent lights, man they are so bright today. I start combinging liquids and solids to create my hangover cure. I think I did it!! ...

All the flashlights are broken. So I am using a torch. I just watched a YouTube video on how to make a proper torch without burning the whole thing like a match stick. All because I want to figure out what is going on in this basement at the “Haunted” Air B’n’B I am staying at. $300 a night, whatever this is better scare the shit out of me.

I am staying here two weeks and I am a little over hal...

“I am heading to work now.” I say to my partner as I grab my lunch pal and coffee.

“Where are you working today?” They ask.

“The lumber yard today, boss is building a new extension on his mansion and he has left us in charge of guarding it while he processes the wood.”

“Okay be safe! See you tonight.”

I get to work and we are all spread out on shift as we patrol certain areas. I have no idea...

I call it living. I am the symbol of peace whatever that means. Some of those people cheer, some stop and stare. Some have even had portraits drawn of me. I must be important. Definitely better than those pigeons over there.

As I fly around looking for seeds and scrapes. I see some of my friends trapped in cages at some gathering of people. What could they be doing with my friends? They are star...

“I need runners in the kitchen! This food is dying!” Daniel yells! He is the head chef for Table 25. The local farm to table restaurant in Flower Mound, Texas. They specialize in American Cuisine with French inspiration.

He looks up and sees the food is still in the window. That Beef Cassoulet is getting cold. I have to do everything as he walks around the line to run the food to the guest. Wher...