The 8th and probably the worst of the deadly sins. Public Urination. I know everyone has to pee but in today’s advanced world we don’t want to see people peeing, for the last 3.5 million years this has been an issue that is finally being resolved.

The Department of Sanitation has put their foot down. No more public use of the bathroom. The days of walking down into the subway and seeing drunk people peeing in a corner are finally over. To make life a little easier the Department of Sanitation has been giving away free Pampers for kids and Depends for adults at places all over the country. Everyone person is allotted ten free diapers a week.

In an official statement from the government the President has stated. “Long has our streets and sides of walls been riddled with public indecency, urination has stained the reputation of this once clean and beautiful society. We have passed the necessary legislation today to ensure that this act of heinous conduct is resolved.”