Writing Prompt

The humans were eating something that looked like beef logs. The baby human was feeding me and my beagle sister. We enjoyed those beef logs, as he was wagging his tail in delight. He tells his sister, I hope the humans are finished eating. We need to go for a walk badly…....

I stare it in the eyes .

Enemy of all favoured to dog ….

It’s fluffy tail - that looks like the “ im a bad dog when I eats this thing “ toy . Aaahh

I allow myself to sniff the trees , pretend to not care . Moss makes my noise wet - yuck !

Aaah - I bark and howl and show my aggression!!!!!!

It’s the … thing ; how can I not protest - they are MY trees !

The nut -hoarder , the screecher , the tree...

Woof.

Woof?

Woof woof Arf?

Arf woof bark!

Grr woof bark Arf bark!

Arf bark woof woof?!

Woof Arf.

Harrrr grrrrr Arf Arf!

Krarrrrr grr harrr WOOF WOOF.

Harrumph.

Grr....

“Hey so, how about this nice weather?”

“Yeah, the sun feels so nice. I kinda want to go play fetch.”

“I’m too tired. I’ve done a lot today.”

“Yeah? Like sleep?”

“Oh shut up—“...

Outside

Run, run, run

Rabbit?

Smell, smell, smell?

Down here?

Nope,

Other side?

Nope.

Oh, there!

Get back here!

Gotcha

Tastes like chicken

Aw, no, come back-

Darn

Sniff sniff

Bird

Sniff sniff

Bird there

Wack, bite

Kill the bird

Oh noes

Mama’s mad holding that bird

It could’ve killed you, Mama

I saved you Mama

Sniff sniff

Wilbur

Grrr

Kill, kill

Bark bark

This stupid ...

“Hi Trixie, hi, hi. Can I sniff your butt?”

“You sniff my butt all the time Rufus.”

“Pleaseee?”

“Fine, but let me sniff yours first.”

“Yay yay yay yay.”

“Have you been hanging out with another dog??”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Trixie, I only hang out with you.”

“Then why do I smell a female Golden Retriever on you?!”

“I’m sorryyyy, my master took me to a play date with her, it...

Tree.

Tree tree tree tree.

Peeing on tree.

Peeing on tr—Squirrel?

…

No, guess not.

Walking.

Walking walking walking.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Butt.

Butt butt butt butt.

Charlie!

Roofus!

How long has it been?

I don’t know, I have no concept of time!

Wait, I smell… where did you find a burrito you lucky dog?

My Tall One. He left it on the small table in front of the moving li...

Max: Go away

Pinta: I can’t

Max: Cause you’re like an international super spy posing as a dog?

Pinta: 😐...... no

Max: Then go

Pinta: I can’t

Max: Cause you’re an alien dog sent to earth to clone some dogs and take over the world?

Pinta: 🙄 no

Max: Then GO.

Pinta: I can’t

Max: Why not?

Pinta: Cause I live here

Max: Well, I live here too!

Pinta: Then we’ll both stay!

Max: FINE!

(Max storms out of...

Bernard: hello old friend.

Princess Sparkles: Oh hello, nice to see you. How’s life been treating you?

Bernard: same old, same old. And you?

Princess Sparkles: nothing much. Nothing exciting happens to us dogs when we’re this age.

Bernard: ain’t that the truth! Sometimes I wish I was more like them humans, living out my life like there ain’t no tomorrow. Alas, Karla needs me, and what could I ...

Teeny, the small, pale chihuahua (with ears that no one knew how they fit on his head) energetically bounced up onto a bench in the dog park. He was sitting beside a much larger canine, presumably a German shepherd - Irish wolfhound mix.

“Heya Mort. Whassup?” The smaller of the two yapped, folding into a lying position.

The ragged looking canine spoke, his voice a deep rumble. “Not much.”

“He...