Water has memories

They know what’s in the past

It saves up all our treasuries

So they make the memories last

Turtles breathe

But not the way you think

They don’t do it through their mouth and teeth

But through their butts, where it stinks

Wombats poop in squares

Not circles or even just globs

But the wombats don’t really care

They probably eat old kebabs

This has been the facts from Olaf of ...

It’s 9:45pm and the first day of school tomorrow. I have to go to sleep. You know what that means.

Yup, having random thoughts while waiting to go to sleep.

10:03pm- what if I don’t make any friends? What if they hate me? What if I wear a T-shirt and shorts and everyone else shows up in ballgowns and tuxedos?

10:04pm- Ok, MAYBE they won’t be wearing those stuff literally, but STILL.

10:15pm-...

P.S. Kaleidoscope is the name of the ship.

April 29, 2009

It is finally the day. The Kaleidoscope and it’s crew is finally attempting to sail all the way around the world. We were not ready then, but we are ready now!

May 4, 2009

We’ve hit some rocky waves, but it’s mostly good. The cook, Carl, threw up and filled the vomit bucket, so then he puked on a crew member, Andy. Man, he was furious...

Every now and then, when Detra (deh-truh) talks, it sound like there are two voices. One talking out loud, and the other, saying something else in my mind. Like one day, I met up with her, and she was saying how she liked my light blue shirt with a dolphin on it, and in my mind, I heard another voice saying, “Oh, that shirt looks so ugly! She should probably burn it.” Then I said I forgot I had a ...

They are smart, and they are kind

They help me get through the worst times

They love me, and I love them too

To me they are family, even if not biologically true

They’re smart and kind and beautiful girls

To have my friends, I’m the luckiest girl in the world ❤️...

I had finally decided to do it.

The lady in the bizarre a few months ago said this potion would tell me how I die in a dream if I poured a bit on my eyelids. I was curious to see, so I bought it. I didn’t dare try it, afraid of what my future held. But today, I was ready. That night, I opened a drawer in my nightstand and took the potion out.

It was bright blue, with specks of gold in a round bo...

2064’s world was eco friendly.

People had really progressed throughout time from 2022. There were polluted oceans then, and littered streets. But now, the oceans and roads are clean. People use electric cars, and bike and walk. It was perfect. Well, almost perfect. The world still had problems; no one just knew it. Until one day.....

Eleanor was taking a walk through the city. There was a lot o...

I never was an early riser

8:00am and I were not friends

Me and 11:30am were besties

Me and 7:30 were enemies

9:30 and I were frenemies

I wanted to stab 6:00am in the heart

12:00pm was literally the best

That’s my opinion on sleep

Goodbye...

Carrie: What are we gonna do?

Jacob: I dunno, you got an idea?

Carrie: No, that’s why I asked you

Jacob: Oh yeah, okay

Carrie: They’re looking for us and everyone else who’s telepathic

Jacob: We can’t let our friends get caught

Carrie: I know....

Carrie: Wait.... I know how we’re gonna help them!

Jacob: What?! How?

Carrie: Okay, here’s the plan.......

Part 3 coming soon! I should probably also ...

Saturday, October 31st, 2015

10:28pm

Dear Diary,

I feel like your going to think I’m crazy, even though you’re a book, but I have to tell it to someone. No one will believe me, so I can only trust myself for this one. I might want to tell the whole story though. It started like a normal Saturday morning. Woke up, ate breakfast, watched some of the Chamber of Secrets, (wink), that stuff. But I we...