(I take no credit for this. This was made by Joe on Youtube and this is from the first Dog of Wisdom that was made 10 years ago. I used to love this vid, the duck song(s), and FNaF when I was younger 😭. Sry for rambling. Hope you have a great day!)****

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**The dog (talking to camera *4 wall is broken I guess*): **“Hi. It’s me. I’m the dog. My name is the dog. Everyone likes me. I’m cute. I think I will bark at nothing now. *intense barking* Who’s that. Coming up over the horizon in my sky. Who dares?”

**Dog of wisdom (talking to The dog): **“It’s me. The dog of wisdom. I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth.”

**The dog (talking to Dog of wisdom): **“Hi. What is your wisdom?”

**Dog of wisdom (talking to The dog): **“Here is my wisdom: if your ball is too big for your mouth, it’s not yours.”

**The dog (talking to Dog of wisdom):** “That’s a good wisdom.”

**Dog of wisdom (talking to The dog):**** **“Thanks. I also know a few knock knock jokes. Knock knock.”

**The dog (talking to Dog of wisdom):** “Who’s there?”

**Dog of wisdom (talking to The dog): **“Ball.”****

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**The dog (talking to Dog of wisdom):** “Ball who?”

**Dog of wisdom (talking to The dog): **“ballIEVE it or not I’m walking on air”

**Together (The dog and Dog of wisdom):** “I never thought I could feel so free-hee-hee!”