It was a casual morning im waiting at my bowl for my kibble. Janet walked over to pour me my breakfast.
Me: ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff roof (took you long enough fatso. If you were faster to feed me maybe you wouldnt have gotten so fat.)
Janet: Mr. Peanut be nice you cranky sister.
Me:ruff ruff roof (let me eat Janet!!)
As my lovely Janet is going up she suddenly used the bathroom in the kitc...