It was a casual morning im waiting at my bowl for my kibble. Janet walked over to pour me my breakfast.

Me: ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff roof (took you long enough fatso. If you were faster to feed me maybe you wouldnt have gotten so fat.)

Janet: Mr. Peanut be nice you cranky sister.

Me:ruff ruff roof (let me eat Janet!!)

As my lovely Janet is going up she suddenly used the bathroom in the kitchen. I didn’t know my human peed so much. I took it as a challenge and was getting ready to pee on the ground wen she started screaming and sat back on the ground. She started to grab her belly. I got so scared I ran out to the back to get Marvin’s attention to come inside. He’s brushing the dumb horses and I bark he follows me back inside and when he sees Janet he starts to flip out too. I see him fall to the ground. Oh my God did he just die?? Janet is breathing hard what is wrong with her? I push my bowl to her thinking maybe she thirsty but then she says “baby’s coming baby’s coming no time” that’s when it happened. JANET PULLED SOMETHING OUT FROM HER LONG DRESS. I started to hear cry’s. I started smelling something I’ve never smelled. I got closer to see what she pulled out to see she pulled out a small human. How the-??? At this point I’m barking I’m and trying to figure things out. Then I saw Janet just hold this nasty slimey thing yuck. I thought could this get any worst? And it did. Nasty ass Janet cut something from this small human and stuffed it into her dress. What in the paw patrol is going on?? Is she going to pull out more crying things?? I’m not sticking around to find out I’m out of here. Couch here I come.