There’s a germ going ‘round that’s new

Some say that its worse than the flu

It’s causing a scare

‘Cause it spreads through the air

Nobody knows what to do

Everyone at the store looks so bitter

I got on my phone; looked at twitter

“These lines are so long”

“The toilet paper’s all gone”

Now what will i bring to the shitter?!

When Dr. Fauci said he found a vaccine

It was like nothing that I’d ever ...

No more school for a few weeks,

Let’s hope this little Covid-19 freak,

Goes away soon,

Or we might have to get toilet paper by selling pirate doubloons.

Good god, these next few days will be bleak…

*many months later.

AHHHHHHHHH

Still, No school tho :)...

There once was a stay at home mama.

She lived for stirring up drama.

Armed in Lululemon, she stormed the school.

She shouted that virtual learning and mask mandates were cruel....

We all stayed in our homes

All alone

We were terrified

That a virus could end us

Passing notes in envelopes

Never has this happened to us

We were all going nuts

We wanted to stay safe

And we put our faith

In masks that we must

We wished it away

But it is here to stay

A vaccine and quarantine

We always looked to the useless authorities

And used so so much disinfectant spray...

There once was a world in quarantine,

Where life became quite unforeseen.

We stayed in our houses,

With kids, pets, and spouses,

And dreamed of a post-COVID scene.

...

Thought I’ll make it

Didn’t think it hits

Body temperature so lit

First time taking antibotics....

Bitch you gotta leave, if you sneeze, or you cough on me.

Toilet paper stacked, but your ass cannot have a piece.

I don’t want you breathing in my general direction,

Give me 6 feet, before you give me an infection.

Bitch, go quarantine, You got COVID-19....

Nobody Appreciates

Though,I suppose nobody can relate

Not even me

Which is really quite strange

So, I propose we make a change

No longer,

Will you be trapped in a birdcage of hate

Rather, the world will wait

For your big break

So, this one’s dedicated to Mr. Blobfish

However, I will continue to eat raw fish...

A fever coughing phlegm

Didn't know what it was then

In a ward with an IV drip

Fell sick on a trip

What was going down? Something was up with my system

A week later saw Wuhan on the news

While Dr Fauci on YouTube raking views

That's when it dawned on me i could have had it even before anyone knew...

The only time I stepped out

is the time I fucked around and found out

With mouths and noses wrapped like sandwiches

But not strong enough to save us from the hunt of the viral witches

This was clearly not a time to play about

The only time I stepped out

I went North but left my mask South

Tried to look away but squaddy caught my eye

Inching closer praying Officer will be Kind

I learned the...