No more school for a few weeks,
Let’s hope this little Covid-19 freak,
Goes away soon,
Or we might have to get toilet paper by selling pirate doubloons.
Good god, these next few days will be bleak…
There once was a stay at home mama.
She lived for stirring up drama.
Armed in Lululemon, she stormed the school.
She shouted that virtual learning and mask mandates were cruel....
We all stayed in our homes
All alone
We were terrified
That a virus could end us
Passing notes in envelopes
Never has this happened to us
We were all going nuts
We wanted to stay safe
And we put our faith
In masks that we must
We wished it away
But it is here to stay
A vaccine and quarantine
We always looked to the useless authorities
And used so so much disinfectant spray...
There once was a world in quarantine,Where life became quite unforeseen.We stayed in our houses,With kids, pets, and spouses,And dreamed of a post-COVID scene.
****...
Bitch you gotta leave, if you sneeze, or you cough on me.
Toilet paper stacked, but your ass cannot have a piece.
I don’t want you breathing in my general direction,
Give me 6 feet, before you give me an infection.
Bitch, go quarantine, You got COVID-19....
Nobody Appreciates
Though,I suppose nobody can relate
Not even me
Which is really quite strange
So, I propose we make a change
No longer,
Will you be trapped in a birdcage of hate
Rather, the world will wait
For your big break
So, this one’s dedicated to Mr. Blobfish
However, I will continue to eat raw fish...
A fever coughing phlegm
Didn't know what it was then
In a ward with an IV drip
Fell sick on a trip
What was going down? Something was up with my system
A week later saw Wuhan on the news
While Dr Fauci on YouTube raking views
That's when it dawned on me i could have had it even before anyone knew...
The only time I stepped out
is the time I fucked around and found out
With mouths and noses wrapped like sandwiches
But not strong enough to save us from the hunt of the viral witches
This was clearly not a time to play about
The only time I stepped out
I went North but left my mask South
Tried to look away but squaddy caught my eye
Inching closer praying Officer will be Kind
I learned the...
