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Writing Prompt

POEM STARTER

Write a humorous poem

Use any form of poetry you like

A Collection of Words

androgynous juxtaposition insufficient funds oxygen cell division christmas rivalry freedom ringing nutrition family bleeding hurt victim blame objectify reject happiness

just some words i found interesting / have been stuck in my head 😊...

The Procrastinator's Lament




I'll start my work tomorrow, I swear! Just one more video, I declare. My deadlines loom, my inbox swells, While I perfect my Netflix spells.




Productivity's overrated, My skills at slacking? Unabated! When motivation comes, I'll shine... Oh look, a new distraction! Fine. ****...

Dirty Limerick ļæ¼

There once was a girl named amor, Who worked as the dirtiest… 😳🤫

Maybe we’ll save this poem for another day....

A Day in The Life Of The Poet

I wanted to write a poem, just a verse or two for the night. But I couldn’t find an idea, nothing just seemed quite right.

I pondered a verse of love— but what good would that do? I’ve written about that topic before, time to find something new.

A hornet appeared in my thoughts (There was dead one in the window sill) a verse of anger seemed fitting but didn’t give much of a thrill.

I read som...

~Love Ya~

ā€œCan i take your orderā€ he said From the other line And she thought to herself A cheese pizza sounds fine.

ā€œI’ll take a large pizza Plain, only cheese Can I get the thin crust And with minimum greaseā€

The man took a moment And then came back to her He said ā€œis that allā€ And the rest was a blur.

She was done with her order And he said, ā€œyour food will come soon.ā€ She said her goodbyes And sa...

Elf Harm

I I cut I cut myself I cut myself shaving I cut myself shaving you I cut myself shaving you , Santa...

The Unsung Heroes of Barnes & Noble

You, so patient, a clerk At Barnes & Noble …Noble? Maybe. Saintly? Absolutely, As that woman you helped Find a book, Told you—in detail—why she Loved the previous works of an Author You could not care any less About.

You, so patient, a barista? No, a book seller, working in the Barnes & Noble cafe; Working the coffee machines; Not burning the milk. You only know the drinks on the menu, But pe...

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Serious Joke

What’s so humerus about the longest bone in your arm? Not funny....

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It used to be just you and me Always living our lives so freely

And then one night you came home late I had to reheat your dinner plate

And hide the tear stains on my cheeks That was the third time you were late that week

And I almost knew what was going on But you held me and rocked me and sang me a song

But what was quite peculiar Was the scent of vanilla on your shirt

But you convinced me ...

Float

(Based off Stephen King’s IT)

We all float down here, And soon you will too, You’ll come and join us one by one, And we’ll be a happy zoo!

See, I used to be in a circus, But then we where all blown away, Now I cackle down in the sewers, As I wait for you to come and play

I’m in your bathroom, Yep! Right down in the sink, I’m in that old house, With a smile and a wink!

Come give me a hug! And c...

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