There’s a germ going ‘round that’s new

Some say that its worse than the flu

It’s causing a scare

‘Cause it spreads through the air

Nobody knows what to do

Everyone at the store looks so bitter

I got on my phone; looked at twitter

“These lines are so long”

“The toilet paper’s all gone”

Now what will i bring to the shitter?!

When Dr. Fauci said he found a vaccine

It was like nothing that I’d ever seen

Some took it, some won’t

Some want it put in to vote

But nothing stopped Covid-19

The feds said we had to stay home

The streets were where nobody roamed

I’d go out some nights

And try to pick fights

But forgot that id be all alone

I thought this whole thing would end quick

But everyone’s still getting sick

this shit needs to end

So i can go out again

And stop hearing my wife call me prick