**Tiana**
“Are you kidding me?” I ask with a flat expression.
“Excuse me?” The waiter is tall and thin, almost wiry, with thick plastic rimmed glasses and messy hair. He was maybe 21 or 22.
“Are you joking?” I try again.
“I didn’t say anything, miss.” This is true.
“Because it’s not funny. Not even a little bit. So if you’re trying for funny, you should know - you’re failing.” Sheesh. When d...