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Chapter One:

The Do’s

Misery: a state or feeling of great distress or discomfort of mind or body.

Misery seems to be something everyone has in common today. The whole world has seemed to develop anxiety, depression, or another mental health disorder. Suicide rates are scary, and murder rates are even scarier.

Yet we li...

“Party, sex, and drugs… what a night!” Only Rosy could smile while puking into a bush.
“It’s basically every night for you,” I muttered. “Let’s get home before you end up sleeping in those bushes.”
“Only if we get food first,” she slurred, striking a superhero pose — but it was clear dragging her home was the less humiliating option.
We were only a few blocks away, and the fresh air might be good ...