When I open the front door, a goose stands on my porch, square in my path to the mailbox. There’s a pond behind the house diagonal from mine. But I’ve never seen geese out and about before.
Full grown, starkly white, and staring right at me, I feel like I’m the intruder. Who will be the first to move?
It speaks in a gravelly half-goose, half-man voice. “A gentleman with manners would provide s...