I got taken by pirates

What a notion!

Its dark in the dungeon.

Such commotion!

I smell salt of salt

Am i in the ocean?

I didnt bring my lotion

And im stuck in the ocean.

I feel the waves

I hear the waves

Could it be?

Am i in the ocean?

Why are there animatronics

In the dungeon?

Why are they singing at me?

Oh wait! Im in the pirates of the Caribbean ride at disneyworld!

Such commontion

Theres n...

Libby the librarian skimmed her finger across a sea of bookcases, allowing the leather and hard covers to putter against her skin. In a moment of convergence, of all of the worlds knowledge in a single, peaceful library aisle, Libby thought to herself:

“I really wish fights to the death were legal.”

Her hand walks across the top of a book and push it towards her to reveal its title from the book...

The Travelling Medicine Man came to town each year

To cure the diseased.

He was a beloved man with no foe or fear,

Everyone was pleased.

But then one year a patient bit his beloved leg

And it fell right off the man.

He could no longer travel with a peg.

He was then just the Medicine Man.

The Medicine Man was stuck in the village, he could still cure it all.

From syphilis to gonorrhea,

Fix your t...

Roses in a wheelbarrow,

Roses in a wheelbarrow,

What if I was a rose in a wheelbarrow,

Roses in a wheelbarrow,

I’d be dead.

Do you like it?

Not really.

I post this bc theres a gun to my head and i dont wanna become a roses in a wheelbarrow...

I know why the caged bird sings.

Theyre trying to beat box,

But its a bird

In a box:

Bird boxing.

Drop the bird base.

“Bow chick chicka

Chicka bow wow!

I am a bird

In the sky

I do a turd

Thats why why why 🤠🎵🎵”

All the ladies swoon for Lil’ Feather. Dripped out in bird bling. Join his flock for a chance to received a signed copy of his latest album: “Cluck City.”...

I found my parents old love letters. Lets look through them mkay?

The first one reads “i love you frank! From charlie.”

Then franks all like “i love you charlie! From frank.”

Wow it really seems like they love each other. I should go now.

Wait whats this little slip of paper peeping from under the stack. Its another note!

“Dear frank, i have a terrible secret to share with you. I am a vampire...

I am really shy. Then my body coils up in a very grotesque way. Almost inhuman. The consciousness of me and my favorite reality TV star are swapped, and my body goes through a disgusting transition. It like turns into blubber or some kind of paste. Its revolting. I dont even know why I am telling you this.

So my body gets swapped into this famous TV star. Her name is Taylor Swift. My name is Beth...

Then it.

It, then.

It, then.

Until finally, the chill....

Three heads tire themselves mercilessly as they each lay their heavy heads in bed. Another day awaits ahead as the bickering trickles throughout the night.

The brainiac runs on logic and fallacy, for which he cannot know completely for sure which one is which. A discussion of a previous project prevents another minute of peace and quiet.

One scolds him for his insipidity, for this head is in lov...

Dear Richard,

Is that you down there in that sewage pipe? I keep hearing someone screaming

Sincerely,

Lubby

Surface Dweller

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Dear Lubby,

Hey dude! I fell down in the sewer and can’t get out!

Best regards,

Richard

Stuck in a sewer

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Dear Richard,

Huh. Whats it like down there?

Lubby

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Dear Lubby,

It’s alright I guess. I’m meeting new people, err rats I guess. Also I’m ge...