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EXT.CAR DEALERSHIP-EVENING

ASHLEY glances at the body, then quickly looks back at the officer, JOHNOTHY.

INSPIRING MUSIC begins.

ASHLEY

“Look, in my life I have murdered eight people. Which sounds real bad, right? It’s like, cocaine. You just get addicted to the light fading out of someone’s eyes. It’s like a porn addiction! Wait, those are bad, aren’t they? Shit. Look, I don’t kill children! Er well not on purpose. Only people who deserve it! Also, my IQ is incredibly low, I have proof. Therefore I can’t go to jail for whatever I do. Or something like that. I just wanna have some fun, haven’t you heard that one song by Cyndi Lauper?! Girls just wanna have fun! So uh yeah! I’m just a girl! You can’t arrest a women. That’s extremely sexist of you as a privileged white male. Way to uphold the patriarchy.🙄. I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DARE LOCK ME UP! Lock Cyndi up not me!!! It’s not my fault I like stabbing people. In fact, I should be placed in rehab, then released. It’s only fair.”

Johnothy, raises an eyebrow.

JOHNOTHY

“🤓 Erm, actually-“

Johnothy was then shot 47 times.

FADE OUT:

THE END.

NOTES:

Every emoji written in the script is said out loud.