(Episode 1)

Mkay… so in today’s episode we will discuss some tactics to control our anger. Many people in today’s world have anger issues and that shows in their personality. However I have a few ways to change this.

Tactic 1 is to eliminate the sources of anger. Hey what do you want to do with that store clerk’s body? Which one? The one you eliminated last weekend. Dump him in the dumpster. Ok.(receding footsteps) Cut that out. It’s live ma’am. Wait and see what I do to you… Anyhoo… that was a great example of a way to eliminate.

Tactic 2 is to show your anger as much as possible in whatever way you want to. Throw punches, yell, kick, call the manager, deflate tires, you get the idea. You know the woman who’s nose you broke. Yeah. She’s threatening to sue. Whatever. Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a video. Umm yeah soooo that’s what you can do.

Our last tactic is to cut all ties with everyone or spoil your relationships, so that you don’t feel bad doing any of the other two tactics. Janelle your mom is calling you and trying to make amends. Just tell her to stuff it and tell her I hope she kicks the bucket soon. Also tell her I don’t want to talk to her ever again. Are you sure you don’t want to fix your relationship with her. She’s just an old lady who forgot to put turkey in your pure vegan sandwiches? Yeah well she should have read my mind and known when I said vegan I meant it with turkey. Ok sure. Ok now get out! Yes anyway if you implement these tactics in your life then all your temper problems will disappear and no one will ever complain about your actions. Thank you for watching and stay tuned if you want to improve your lifestyle.😊