“Nobody can see me.”
“Everyone can see you.”
“No, if everyone can see me then why is nobody looking at me?”
“They’re all looking at you!”
“What? Why would they be looking at me?”
“It’s hard to be inconspicuous when you’re hanging upside down.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Oh, don’t play dumb. You know what I’m talking about.”
“Okay, okay, fine. Maybe you can see me hanging up...