Wally the Walrus

I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, Star Wars, and more fantasy! I also love to write fantasy and humor stories. Go Gryffindor 🔴🟡. And do your Duolingo lesson 🟢🦉.

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Wally the Walrus

I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, Star Wars, and more fantasy! I also love to write fantasy and humor stories. Go Gryffindor 🔴🟡. And do your Duolingo lesson 🟢🦉.

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Quotes

Wally the Walrus

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Quotes from books, movies, and even real people.

“It seems we’re attempting to drain the ocean with a leaking spoon. But even if that’s the case, we can either give up or take it one leaking spoonful at a time.”

-Mr. Forkle, Keepers of the Lost Cities

“Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is ...

Poetry

What It Sounds Like

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“My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like!”

-What it sounds like, Huntrix

Lies

Hidden truths

Covered voice

Never to be heard

Never to sing

Until

One reveals themselves

From the darkness

And into the light

Their voice rises

Their song lifts

And they can sing

Without the lies...

Poetry

Drama

Hanging Upside Down Invisible

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“Nobody can see me.”

“Everyone can see you.”

“No, if everyone can see me then why is nobody looking at me?”

“They’re all looking at you!”

“What? Why would they be looking at me?”

“It’s hard to be inconspicuous when you’re hanging upside down.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Oh, don’t play dumb. You know what I’m talking about.”

“Okay, okay, fine. Maybe you can see me hanging up...

Humour

The Code To The Chest

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“Today, class, I’m going to give you a very different sort of assignment,” grinned the teacher. Everyone became excited. Ms. Grange always had the best projects, and no one could deny that this one seemed especially fun.

“You all have a task,” Ms. Grange continued, “And it is this.” Here she paused to open her desk drawer and pull out a large, black and yellow chest. She placed it on a small ...

Fantasy

Poison The Rabbit

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“Hehehehe,” cackled the witch. She was the sort of witch who rode a broomstick and had a black, pointed hat. You might assume she also had a black cat. This was not true. Our witch had a rabbit. It was fluffy, brown rabbit with an even fluffier, white tail.

“Oh, Posion,” said the witch in a grainy voice, “Will you please carry this message to the Prince of the North?” Posion nodded its head a...

Fantasy

The Future Isn’t Good (But It Isn’t Bad)

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Dear Klaus,

This letter comes to you 100 years in the future. Today, so many things have changed. We laugh at cars not flying. We’re suprised that chocolate bars used to be $3. That nobody had robots do everything for them. That we didn’t even have the technology to make dogs talk!

Everyone always speaks of the future like it is something to look forward to so much, but I feel different...

Fantasy

The Autumn Trees

Wally the Walrus

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The Autum leaves crunch under my boots, and the cold air brushes against my skin. The breeze picks up quickly and it gets significantly colder.

I shudder and warm my fingers by shoving them into my jacket pocket.

Suddenly, I feel something rustle against my fingertips. I pull out a slightly worn paper with bad handwriting and markings everywhere.

“This is what I get for letting my little ...

Drama

The Heart And The Hand

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“C’mon, Brain, you got this!” Encouraged Heart. She was cheerful a lot-but could also be sad, angry, happy, and so much more.

“I’m working as fast as I can, and-Ow!” Brain had stopped mid-sentence, for Hand was starting to hurt.

“I’m sorry, but all of this writing is far too much work!” Complained Hand, “Plus, if Brain could do this math in its head there wouldn’t need to be any writin...

Drama

The Roach In The Walls

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I’m sitting on my bedroom floor; eating a bag full of Cheetos. Suddenly, my phone buzzed and the screen turns on. I pick it up and red the short, but strange, message.

“I’m inside your walls,” says A Menace.

“Who is this?!?!” I question. I think about everyone I know, who would send this?! Who would be called A Menace?!

“There’s only one way to find out,” I think. A grab a flashligh...

Humour

Klaus And The Papaya

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The white schnauzer hopped up on the couch, begging his owner to let him sit. The owner, Lizzy, moved and let him sit down next to her. She continued texting her friend like before, then thought something. Maybe this would be the moment when her dog would finally let her pet him. The dog growled ferociously and bared his teeth. Lizzy stuck her hand back to its original position and carried on, tex...

Humour