It was my cousin’s wedding,

And after the vow and ring,

They first called to the stage family,

To take photos with them publicly.

After all my family were called,

My husband and I were appalled,

Because they started calling their friends,

And we still sat there waiting for amends....

“There must be a clue…”

The old man was searching for his wife in the wild land early morning.

Under his arm was a semi-automatic, and parked a stone’s throw away was an all-terrain pickup.

He and his wife landed here yesterday to experience an African safari tour, but she had disappeared from the lodge this morning.

Since her day clothes were still untouched, she should have still been in her...

In the car, Jared felt like something was off from Penny’s expression as she was driving.

Her eyes were slightly wider, and her pupils were dilated.

However, her facial muscles were tight, as if she was controlling her expression.

Penny felt his stare and angled her eyes on him.

Instinctively, Jared averted his eyes back on to the road.

Her head didn’t move. Only her eyes did. Panic quickened...

“If only this world had shown me a little more mercy…”

The masked person turned a key with their partner.

“…I wouldn’t have to destroy it.”

They pushed big red button.

“Die, you racist two-faced f*cks. You call us aliens so we’ll show you what aliens do.”

The door suddenly crashed open and the two people were shot dead immediately.

“Threat eliminated.”

“F*ck! They already launched them.”

A...

What do you say?

Let’s go and play!

It’s a nice day.

Let’s go, lets fly.

Yes, let us leach

On the soft beach.

Lie down and reach

Towards the sky.

As seagulls flap,

And sea waves lap.

We take a nap

With sun up high.

Until we wake,

By our dog’s shake

Oh well, we take

A comfy sigh....

‘Diamonds are beautiful, but they are also strong.’

This phrase is discriminatory and so many levels of wrong.

So what if we are born weak and damaged beyond repair?

It doesn’t make us any less beautiful or live with less care.

Instead of hurting ourselves beyond our limits,

We could take a deep breath and accept our tibits.

Living within our means and enjoying what we can,

Life is hard enough,...

Gerbil 1: “jip!”__

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_(Human is late! I hunger!)_

Gerbil 2: _*_sniff sniff sniff* “jip jip!”__

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_(I smell something good!)_

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Gerbil 1: *sniff sniff sniff sniff* “jip”__

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_(I don’t smell anything.)_

Gerbil 2: “jip jip jip.”__

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_(Human always makes me crave sunflower seeds.)_

Gerbil 1: “jip jip!”__

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_(And you always try to take mine!)_

Gerbil 2: “jip!”

_(It’s mine!)_

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Gerbil 1:_ _“...

_That looks like a capsized ship. And someone is stranded on it._

“Captain! A stranded man, over,” the lookout radioed down to the wheelhouse.

“Alright!” The captain answered. “Louis and Will, lower the boat and being him back, over.”

“Aye aye, captain.”

A pitifully drenched man arrived back to the ship with help from Louis and Will. He was shaking and had trouble coordinating his motor moveme...

Love triangles are dangerous.

They have only one purpose:

To entertain and service

Watchers and readers, yes.

In real life, I’ve never come across

A love triangle, three people at a loss.

Only love magnets, with one single boss.

All the boys or girls, after their secret sauce....

Life is like a sharp stick… of carrot.

It takes effort to get out from the ground, the end is small and tastes weird, but there is satisfaction in the middle, no matter how thin.

Competiting with other rabbits is tedious, especially when some are greedy horders.

When fighting for an extra juicy carrot, we don’t hold back our paws and kick our opponents as much as they kick us.

The especially g...