[Scene: A cozy Italian restaurant. Candlelight flickers between them. The menu is thick with options, and the smell of garlic lingers in the air.]
WIFE (tilting the menu slightly toward him):
If you had to choose between the orecchiette with the sausage ragu or the spinach ravioli, which would
you—
HUSBAND (cutting her off, without looking up):
Babe, I really don’t care. You’re old enough to ma...