Give me a slice of turkey.
"Okay."
Cool.
"May I have a slice of ham?"
You're a meat-eater? How dare you. It's so cruel of you to eat all those innocent, living beings.
"Okay."
Give me another slice of turkey.
"Okay."
Cool.
"How come you're a meat-eater?"
Don't judge people for their lifestyles.
"Okay."
Give me another slice of turkey.
"Well, this is my last one."
Really? Haven't you ...