(I'm doing the opposite of this)
What a damn time,
waiting for my little man,
as boiling acid is dumped onto him.
What a reckless little man.
He caused this, by the way.
He thought it would be funny
to turn on the stove he can't use,
open our good bologna and a soda,
and cook "bologna soup" for shits and giggles.
Whatever.
I'll burn him out
of his rubble prison.
It's my duty to save him,
even w...