“Where in the hell are you when I need you, you sneaky wench?”
He paced, he growled, he threw his pen at the wall. (Yes, he still wrote with a fountain pen.)
“Damn muse,” he muttered.
The muse, a tiny ethereal redhead, set perched on the top of the bookcase and peered down. She flicked a dismissive hand.
“And what have you done for me lately? Hmm?”
She continued.
When was the last ti...