Hello Ladies and gentlemen, yes I am a famous philosopher think. Hahaha ummmmm........ well let’s see here. As we all know that philosopher comes from the ancient language Greek meaning lover of wisdom. Let me just say I have a lot of wisdom. Sooo ask me anything (person in the audience) “do you love what you do”. Yes I love what I do I’ve been doing this for many years now but anyway that’s all t...

It all started on a Saturday morning I woke up to the peaceful sun shining through my window, and my mom coming into my room to say breakfast was ready. I quickly stuck on my slippers and ran down the steps with excitement. There I went into the kitchen and my parents sat looking in sadness. So then I became sad. My mom had told me to sit down. When I did my dad had told me that mom and him were g...

I woke up to the most annoying beeping sound ever. I must have pressed the snooze button maybe about 3 time until my parents come into my room and yell at me to wake up. Yes I said yell. I woke to struggle to put on my pair of slippers. Then went to the bathroom and I took a burning hot shower. When I was done I hopped out and fell, trying to be a cartoon character. I brushed my teeth and made my ...

I’m Miley and I had gotten stuck in the janitors room with my school buddy, who had wanted to kill me. He was the schools psychopath. He said that he was going to only give me five minutes to tell him why he shouldn’t. I told him what I hated my best friend Emily. The only reason I said that was because he hated her to because they used to go out but then you know they split so that is why he is a...