When I was young, I sat accused
Of stealing chocolate chip cookies
Stern faced parents were not amused
At my attempts to lie like a rookie
At five years old, I shook my head no
Someone else must have eaten the treats
They said if I fibbed, my nose would grow
I refused to confess in defeat
They looked at me like a seasoned sleuth
Got punished since a lie was embraced
They knew I hadn’t spoken th...