He stopped in his tracks half way through,
The contents were much too taboo.
He took a good look,
Was this really a book,
Made for kids? His anxiety grew.
Cinderella, for starters, drank booze,
Her sisters, they never wore shoes,
The prince was a bum,
His parties a scrum,
No one went, they had all an excuse.
He eventually got to Snow White,
And was shocked, something wasn’t quite right,
Bizarre...