“Thousands died because you wanted to go fishing!” Yelled one reporter, who was shoving today’s newspaper up at the podium. “You failed us you super fraud , their blood is on your hands!” Yelled another. Irritatedly I replied to their claims.
“No no no, it is YOU who have failed me. I bust my ass for a city of ungrateful snowflakes who do not want to help themselves. Oh, just have cosmicman do i...