“As the police circle around an armed robbery site, the criminals engaged in the crime begin to flee. The police quickly leap out of their vehicle’s and begin to rob the shop themselves. This shocking display found it’s way on to the news within minutes. With that knowledge, the county government is forced to fire those who took part in that heinous crime. Though they were fired, they continue to ...

A lonesome traveller Lives among us with the stars Physician to heal

Our broken lives From space tyrants and ourselves When we feel alone

Because when we’re sad He must need a companion So he comes to us

He feels alone too So he confides within us His lonely tale of woe...

Our whole universe Was in a hot dense state When nearly 14 billion years ago Expansion started, wait This isn’t the song I’m meant to sing But I’m contemplating life and everything The answer I know is 42 But I’ve been thinking that it might be you Because Amy Farrah Fowler Bernadette Rostenkowski Feels like everyone else is so happy I just want someone to hold Me when I’m feeling down I know I s...

“I am laying in the ground. I am in my mid fourties. I am a frequent prison escapee. I am alive, but how? Maybe a delayed resuscitation, but it can’t have taken that long. I have miraculously escaped from my coffin and I’m back out on the town. I think about killing the man who put me in prison this time. I decide start to go back to my old tactics. Pose as a friar and kill people who are trying t...

I’ve just moved to the big city Neighbors so polite They invite me to their house They have alcohol, I get wasted Fall asleep in the bathtub It’s the strangest When I wake up back in my bed There’s a girl laying next to me Her hair is bright red I look to the other way A pineapple on the island “Tropical fruit, oh tropical fruit How dost thou sit upon mine counter Withn’t a quandary of thought” I...

“You’re not John.” Says a man as he walks into a padded room. “John had some complications, so I’ll be the new therapist.” The therapist gestured for the man to sit down. “Your file says that you’re a serial stalker.” “I wouldn’t say serial, it was just one woman over the span of a few months.” Would you care to expand on that?” “It’s like that one song by Your Favorite Martian. I was ...

February 14th has finally arrived And I’m stuck at home Watching old comedy movies Ben Stiller and Will Ferrel Isn’t there more to life Than being really good looking With some afternoon delight Looking on all that I love I love painting I love bed I love X-Box I love lamp Do I really love these things? I love lamp...

Awake at last With lights so bright I fear the giants Who pick me up Without my consent I can’t but wail As they whisk me away Til they return me to my room I sleep in the gentlest giant’s arms...

“Tell me about the dreams.” A man sits cross legged at his desk “I open my eyes, already standing. I look around, and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I look at the thing standing in front of me. It’s not a man. It’s… it’s a Draenei. I close my eyes, and cross my fingers. ‘If I’m in a video game, this is not the one I want to be in.’ I open my eyes to find that I’d been subconsciously designing a charac...

I’ve been invited to a party A plus one to someone Who doesn’t know me We met at a bar He hit me into a table And it all went dark When I woke up I was at the hospital He was helping me to health As a way to say sorry He said “but there’s this party” And now I’m here reading poetry They brought out the cake I know it’s not fake And I’m pretty sure your name is Mark I know this is stark But from t...