Listen, Dave is an asshole. I have been tasked with helping this moron but I simply cannot imagine why. Dave is nobody special. He isn’t the chosen one, he’s not going to be president, or king of any country. Not the mayor of a city or small shitty town, I’d be surprised if Dave became the manager of the local Dave & Busters he frequents for cheap drinks. And yet I am here to help him for some rea...