“Dark is the night and silence has befallen the man. Across the desert sands his toes splayed the grains as his glistened eyes cast dire to the northern star. A grunt escaped his throat as his knees cratered the sand and his arms shot to the heavens “Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I will depart…” as he held his faith, despite his trials…”
-A small tavern filled with its usual patrons, a barmaid is polishing glasses behind the bar. Archie, an old army leader who defected from the north to fight with the south, sits at the bar alone. In walks Theo.-
Archie: Aha! Pray barmaid, two of yer best for us and haver not. Come prithee ye wee bastar’t and sing yer stories of success, I chance.
I. O’ Una, my mind on thee keeps the Cerberus of my memory asleep at the gate. Golden as the Martian sands, yer een pierced a cosmic vacuum through the gales of my middle. No leviathan could hinder my efforts to spread thee across the linen pool once again. Nothing do they know of my secret below. Walls of liquid euphoria do rock my very abode. I shall ride the sea of death and defeat my palest ne...
Patrick sat up. His senses returned to him in a sudden flurry, yet, there was nothing. He reached up and touched his face and he felt it and knew his eyes were open but he couldn’t see anything. He put his hand back on the floor and felt the cold wetness and that’s when he became aware there was water in the ground. In fact it came to him that he was in about an inch of water. His back and the bac...
Every day seems the same for Rob Schneider. Living his life as a multi-millionaire actor and comedian. Until one day… Rob Schneider wakes up and realises… he’s turned into a lamp. And he’s gonna find out, being a lamp is not all it’s cracked up to be!
It was a small town, the type of place where everyone knew everyone.
Oscar owned a series of high-end American model cars. The type of car that if you seen it somewhere else in the world you would say “God damn, that’s an American car!”. He kept them all in his super-sized garage that had one of those remote controls he could use to open and shut the door as he entered and left, in slow motion I ...
