It began the day I was born
Speeding car, stress and drama
Pulling over, gave birth in a field
standing there, a staring llama
My parents look at him
Llama looks back
They stare and stare
Then that was that
Second grade talent show
Stage fright, laughter and spewing
Running away, hiding outside
Next to the slide, llama chewing
I look at him
Llama looks back
We stare and stare
Then that was ...