Bermitzki Wolfenschliegerstein McOttovordemgentschenfelde the Absolutely Amazing Writer of the Most Fantastic Stories and Poems Ever to be Told!!! (I got my name changed recently because I thought it was time to mix it up) Hair: Brownette, Eyes: Green, Height 5'3", Skin: freckles, Single: Yes 😍, Shoes Size: 9.5, Wingspan: 5.3, Blood Type: AB+? (don't remember), Age: 55, Followers 12 (and soon to be 13), Following: 4, Writings: 16, Gender: Man, Species: Homosapian, Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕🤤, Least Favorite Food: 🤢😡Broccoli, Chicken: Noodle Soup, Birthplace: German, Phone: iphone 7, phone battery: 78%

Bermitzki Wolfenschliegerstein McOttovordemgentschenfelde the Absolutely Amazing Writer of the Most Fantastic Stories and Poems Ever to be Told!!! (I got my name changed recently because I thought it was time to mix it up) Hair: Brownette, Eyes: Green, Height 5'3", Skin: freckles, Single: Yes 😍, Shoes Size: 9.5, Wingspan: 5.3, Blood Type: AB+? (don't remember), Age: 55, Followers 12 (and soon to be 13), Following: 4, Writings: 16, Gender: Man, Species: Homosapian, Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕🤤, Least Favorite Food: 🤢😡Broccoli, Chicken: Noodle Soup, Birthplace: German, Phone: iphone 7, phone battery: 78%

I've moved to a Waffle House—more like a waffle home ❤️—in South Carolina. I love writing, and I make stuff when I'm not working at the Waffle House to cover my rent and mickey mouse debt

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