Bermitzki Wolfenschliegerstein McOttovordemgentschenfelde the Absolutely Amazing Writer of the Most Fantastic Stories and Poems Ever to be Told!!! (I got my name changed recently because I thought it was time to mix it up) Hair: Brownette, Eyes: Green, Height 5'3", Skin: freckles, Single: Yes 😍, Shoes Size: 9.5, Wingspan: 5.3, Blood Type: AB+? (don't remember), Age: 55, Followers 12 (and soon to be 13), Following: 4, Writings: 16, Gender: Man, Species: Homosapian, Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕🤤, Least Favorite Food: 🤢😡Broccoli, Chicken: Noodle Soup, Birthplace: German, Phone: iphone 7, phone battery: 78%

I've moved to a Waffle House—more like a waffle home ❤️—in South Carolina. I love writing, and I make stuff when I'm not working at the Waffle House to cover my rent and mickey mouse debt

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Bermitzki Wolfenschliegerstein McOttovordemgentschenfelde the Absolutely Amazing Writer of the Most Fantastic Stories and Poems Ever to be Told!!! (I got my name changed recently because I thought it was time to mix it up) Hair: Brownette, Eyes: Green, Height 5'3", Skin: freckles, Single: Yes 😍, Shoes Size: 9.5, Wingspan: 5.3, Blood Type: AB+? (don't remember), Age: 55, Followers 12 (and soon to be 13), Following: 4, Writings: 16, Gender: Man, Species: Homosapian, Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕🤤, Least Favorite Food: 🤢😡Broccoli, Chicken: Noodle Soup, Birthplace: German, Phone: iphone 7, phone battery: 78%

I've moved to a Waffle House—more like a waffle home ❤️—in South Carolina. I love writing, and I make stuff when I'm not working at the Waffle House to cover my rent and mickey mouse debt

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In this dystopian world, everyone is so obsessed with anti-aging that they...

Bermitzki Wolfenschliegerstein McOttovordemgentschenfelde the Absolutely Amazing Writer of the Most Fantastic Stories and Poems Ever to be Told!!! (I got my name changed recently because I thought it was time to mix it up) Hair: Brownette, Eyes: Green, Height 5'3", Skin: freckles, Single: Yes 😍, Shoes Size: 9.5, Wingspan: 5.3, Blood Type: AB+? (don't remember), Age: 55, Followers 12 (and soon to be 13), Following: 4, Writings: 16, Gender: Man, Species: Homosapian, Favorite Food: Pizza 🍕🤤, Least Favorite Food: 🤢😡Broccoli, Chicken: Noodle Soup, Birthplace: German, Phone: iphone 7, phone battery: 78%

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die before they reach twenty because all the anti-aging serums are filled with enormous amounts of lead—the Food and Drug Administration just gave up at some point due to all the persistent lobbying from beauty companies—and heaps of toxic chemicals were added to products without ever consulting anyone other than their money-hungry shareholders. How dystopian.

And so, Cypher began to contract a m...

Quill to Page

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I was wasting my words on this guy who wasn't listening, and I said, "words are wasted on those who do not listen," while muttering under my breath the words he will not listen to.

"What did you say?" Bermitzki asked.

"Nothing," Quill to Page said with a muttering tone under their breath.

Asking again, Bermitzki asked, "why do you have a muttering tone under your breath?"

"Why are you all up i...

Action

Drama

Alien Martian Time in Outer Space

1 min read

Little green alien from Mars says, "gleeby gloob barp nop nerper."

Little gray alien from Saturn, who has recently gotten a promotion and been relocated to Mars, quickly responds, "Bimble bink bink varnock?"

Wait let me turn on the translation device. I'm sorry, you missed some vital information there. Beep boop. Oh, the small green light is on now. Mhm, there we go. The machine is on; you can l...

Adventure

Mystery

The Cell: Choose Your Own Adventure!

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Dry as a patch of leather skin, cell contains me. Concrete, rough like the sinister people who put me in here, lets me know that I could never escape. But, I could dream.

The only thing stopping me was the ringing static, noise from the rambling television. It always had something to say, and it almost never stops. Only when my food comes does it relent.

They are driving me insane. It’s a hard t...

Adventure

Horror

Princess Wants Nothing to Do With the Palace And All Who Inhabit It’s Empty, Ghostly Walls (Suspico

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She is the princess, the princess of Maldova. The castle has been empty for years, not a single mouse or soul of a mouse or even a ghost mouse. The Anti-mouse traps works so well they even catch humans, which are related to mice in a very distant way. When hunting mice, a mouse hunter must take this into consideration.

To make a very long story short, which includes many wars on mice and mouse ki...

Poetry

Fantasy

Trip to the Graveyard/Boneyard (Interactive/Choose Your Own Adventure)

3 min read

2 skeletons dance in the graveyard or boneyard—you choose (it’s a choose your own adventure).

Graveyard:

The two skeletons dance the night away. Their bones get all tired, the teeth making xylophones noises. That’s right. Classic skeleton shenanigans.

You walk in the graveyard. Wyd?

Run or Freeze or Dance?

Boneyard:

The bones dance and dance. One skeleton gets a little board cause all...

Action & adventure

YA fiction

I Love Christmassive!!

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I am from Germany. We love Chirtmast! This painting doesn’t make me feel about Chirtmas! When I thinj of chirtmas, I think of large green colors and red red colours. Also, white come’s to mind! Snowflake!

The day is christmas,

I can see the snow,

Snowflake!

Going to the mistletoe,

My face is beat red,

Hey!

like a red beat,

Snowflake!

I hate ben,

Woah!

My family is here,

In Tokyo,

What ...

Poetry

Action & adventure

Map, Bomb, Run!! 🏃‍♀️(Action & adventure, YA fiction)

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Four people crowd around a map.

“You go this for your birthday, right?” the person on the couch asks.

“Yeah, I did.”

Adjusting stained glasses, the person with black hair says, “Why’d they map you? Where’d does it lead to and from?”

“Yeah, I dunno”

“Figure it out,” The last figure hisses. Three of them angrily leave the room.

“Yeah, that didn’t make any sense,” The boy, without glasses or a ...

Action & adventure

YA fiction

Benny is Gambling

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I turn beet red like a red beet.

“The person I’ve been married to for a decade won the lottery last year, but she didn’t tell me about it!” Ben yells in Bennies direction!

“I did honey-bunny-money-wonney-tummy-crummy-gunhee, I’m sorry for not telling you,” Her face saddens as she says.

I turn to her. Angry. Like a goose. Like a angry goose. I angrily say in an angry voice, “I’m angry you didn’t...

Fantasy

The Rainy Nap

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We need to sleep. It is required for the day, and we should sleep. It’s rain. How we love the rain. Ch ch ch ch ch. That was onomonopeauh for rain. Laying our heads down, we enter a dream. It’s all weird and forgettable but we enjoy it. I am a man in a hat driving a plane to the ocean. You are the person with the umbrella trying to get an accounting job. I hate accounting; It is a bad profession. ...