“I thought the letter was a hoax or a prank, I’m gonna be honest. But it most certainly wasn’t. Charon the ferryman himself appeared in my bloody living room and we descended through the new floor like it was water.”
“Yeah?”
“So, naturally, I said to the guy, ‘That’s not gonna stay like that forever, yeah? I mean, that’s gonna be… a floor again, right? Mate?’”
“Yeah.”
“He wouldn’t say anything to ...