Bi-annual patient summary (summaries?)

Psych Me Up Sanitorium

By Dr. Hugh Dikus

Medical provider name:

Timothy Mustand, Psychiatric M.D.

Patient name(s)

Nancy Theord, and Billy Grelt

Illness(es) detected

Nancy: Specto-Social Syndrome; Billy: Dependent Personality Disorder, mute

Treatment option(s)

Group and solo-social ...

New Patient Evaluation and Diagnosis

Psych Me Up Sanitorium

Primary physician: Dr. Fran Ticks

Date: 06/04/1963

Patient name(s): Timothy Green

Age: 15

DOB: Patient claims his DOB is 12/07/2742 – really is 10/16/1948

Primary evaluation: Psychotic behavior – believes he is a time traveler sent from the future to fix the past. Delusions of grandeur and emotional c...

Examination of Post-hospitalization

Psych Me Up Sanitorium evaluation team

Interview led by licensed social worker, Hellen Achel of New Castle, Delaware

Date: 05/10/1967

Patient name: "Rhyming" Ronald Bald

DOB: 11/03/1938

Initial diagnosis: Compulsory rhyming due to head trauma, resulting in severe social and general anxiety disorders.

Post-hospitalization plan: I...

Progress Report

** **Psych Me Up Sanitorium

_ _By Dan Gleballs, PsyD

Medical provider:

Dr. Dan Gleballs, Clinical Psychologist

Patient name:

Rita Claes, AKA "Tall Rita" or "Grandma Rita"

Illness(es) detected:

Persistent auto-dysmetropsia

Treatment options (if any):

Due to the patien...

BI-ANNUAL PATIENT SUMMARY

Psych Me Up Sanitorium

By Hugh Dikus, M.D.

Medical Provider Name:

Dr. H. Dikus

Patient Name:

John Moore AKA "Mouse"

Illness(es) detected:

Pyromaniac, clinical depression and generalized anxiety, extreme impulsivity, possible schizophrenic

Treatment Options (if any):

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