In today's news, New York is under attack by some sort of slimy, unknown creature. Witnesses near Times Square say the creature began to solidify around 11:38 this morning. Scientists have begun studying the goo being thrown by the creature to understand how it so quickly incapacitates humans and takes control of their minds. As time passes, nearly half of New York has been taken over by the green mind-controlling substance, which continues to spread rapidly. Citizens are starting to demonstrate techniques for hiding, fighting, and escaping infecting areas. According to scientists, no cure has been discovered yet, nor any definitive method to stop the spread. However, they have identified a way to avoid infection: stay indoors, avoid all contact with others, and maintain strict hygiene. Remaining alert and prepared for sudden attacks is also strongly advised. We will continue to post regular updates on our official page. Stay safe, and good luck to everyone out there.