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In today's news, New York is under attack by some sort of slimy, unknown creature. Witnesses near Times Square say the creature began to solidify around 11:38 this morning. Scientists have begun studying the goo being thrown by the creature to understand how it so quickly incapacitates humans and takes control of their minds. As time passes, nearly half of New York has been taken over by the gr...