Diary of a Royal Mystery

{I didn't finish this but I hope you like it}

*{The royal gardens pond shimmered in the light. A soft hum was heard by the princess as she walked by. While walking to the fountain she saw a similar face sitting on the fountains edge of course it was the prince. As usual he was flirting with a maiden the girl chuckled seeming to be flattered while the prince chuckled}*

Avalon: Bantering once more I see? *{ The princess teased }*

*{the prince glanced over his eyes sparkling}*

Jaxson: I see you're in my business once more? *{the prince gave a playful look}*

Avalon: Every female you see is you're business *{she raised an eyebrow }*

Jaxson: Always bickering you are. *{the prince groaned}*

Avalon: I do no such thing!

Jaxson: Oh yes you do!

*{ the lady by his side finally noticed the two royals and they're conversation }*

Mira: a divine dress you have may I say you're highness

*{the princess glanced over}*

Avalon: Oh thank you *{her voice ever so slightly softened}*

Jaxson: Well you should get going malady. *{the prince sighed while watching the miss leave}*

*{A maid rushed in with what seemed to be a letter}*

Maisly: A letter from England *{she yelled}*

Jaxson: What? *{the prince muttered}*

Avalon: England you half-wit do you know any other land other than you're own? *{the princess scolded}*

Jaxson: Oh right as if you knew any better my age *{he argued}*

Avalon: You are Insufferable *{she snapped back}*

Maisly: You're royals highnesses! It's from the supreme court ordered by the queen herself.

Avalon: What! *{the princess Screeched in surprise}*

Jaxson: Ow my ears you numbskull! *{the prince yapped}*

Maisly: Royals! *{the maid scolded}*

Jaxson: Alright alright give it over *{the prince mumbled}*

*{after the maid handed it over the princess read it aloud}*

Avalon: "Dear end empire the supreme court of the Britain kingdom needs you're assistance as it seems a mystery has broken loose as a crime repeats"

Jaxson: What kind of crime *{the prince questioned}*

Avalon: It doesn't say *{she muttered [sigh]}* thank you for giving this to us...

*{the prince nodded}*

Jaxson: Get the carriage and supplies for the trip prepared we shall set out at dawn tomorrow *{he groaned}*

Maisly: what about the empress!

Jaxson: *{the prince rolled his eyes}* oh forget about her she has her royal duties.

Avalon: .... I. Would say this is a Royal duty. *{she glared}*

Maisly: I shall proceed to inform her royal highness.

Avalon: no! *{she screeched out once more}*

Jaxson: what is you're problem woman! *{he hissed out}*

Avalon: Don't inform her!

Jaxson: where in all of end empire did the lady whining no leaving without our imperial highness go?

Avalon: think about it!

Jaxson:.... About what.

Avalon: *{her highness groaned}* If she goes she'll leave us here! But if she doesn't know then we can leave and have an adventure! We've been stuck in this castle for years we have to venture out maybe even meet other kingdom's

Maisly: bu-

Jaxson: do you know how much trouble we'll get in if we get caught!?

Maisly: exactly-

Avalon: we'll only get in trouble if we get caught!

Jaxson: it's dangerous!... I love it.

Maisly: ya- wait what?

Jaxson: don't inform her royal highness that's an order! We departure tonight! *{he said with a big smile that's super adorable!}*

Avalon: *{her smile grew}*

Maisly: b-but!

Jaxson: it's an order maisly *{he said with a charming smile}*

Maisly: i-....yes you're highness!

Jaxson: go dress Into the correct attire for the evening we'll be walking for a dear while.

Avalon: I know how to dress for an occasion of this sort.

Jaxson: How you've never been on a occasion of such.

Avalon: so!

Jaxson: that's the problem with you! You just always have to be right!

Avalon: that's because I am always right!

Rose: and what exactly do you two think you're doing?

Avalon: ... It's rose isn't it...

Jaxson: ... Ya

Rose: going to explain or not.

Jaxson: we'd prefer not

Avalon: .. Mhm

Rose: ... Talk.

Avalon: yes ma'am

Jaxson: Av!

Avalon: so we are going to Britain!

Rose: does the empress know?

Avalon: no?

Rose: as Royal advisor I don't advise you do that.

Jaxson: are you wearing a crown?

Rose: .. Well

Avalon: ha take that sucker!

Jaxson: not very Royal of you to say.

Avalon: oh right sorry... Now as Royal I am thankful to say you can't go against our word.. Better?

Jaxson: better

Avalon: good

Rose: you two children are impossible

Avalon: the only thing impossible is us losing.

Jaxson: go on we don't got all day

Avalon: ugh fine fine stop you're nagging.. Tiffany I need 8 dresses by dawn!

Jaxson: you'll need far less than that.

Avalon: ..back my whole wardrobe!

Jaxson: uh

*{a boat rocked in the sea as waves hit it a flicker of chirping were heard from birds that passed by time to time sun set and rose until what could be heard as chatter}*

Avalon: look we're here!

Jaxson: finally it took forever... Dock the boat!

Captain: aye aye sir!

Jaxson: we should hit shore in 5 get you're things

Avalon: already have them!

Jaxson: .. No... Pick just one bag

Avalon: all of them?

Jaxson : ... Butler!

Butler: I have a name

Jaxson : and I don't care... Take the ladies bags to her headquarters... We shall be heading to the throne room

Butler: yes sire

*{many people of high status are seated in a room}*

Council men1:..i assume you've got the letter.

Avalon: where's the queen.

Council men2: her majesty will not waste her time on such things you solve the mystery and begone understood.

Jaxson: what is the case.

Council men1: in the East end Riverside we found a lady with her limbs dismembered arrow the sea floor

Avalon: ... I was expecting a missing jewel... Not murder.

Council: it's the second girl who's end in that river...each of his victims were female and both ended similar fates limbs ripped apart and scattered the current case name is Thame torso

Jaxson: did they die from drowning? Poison maybe suffocated?..

Council men3: they had they're limbs ripped off while alive and awake

Avalon: that's gotta hurt.

Council men5: they're official death cause is blood loss.

Jaxson: ....

Council men4: here is the case file

Jaxson: *{mumbling}* Thame torso huh...

Avalon: ... So uh... You're giving this too us because?....

Council men 3: we were expecting her highness not you two... Prawns...

Avalon: ... Rude

Council: she was a help in a past case similar to this sort.

Avalon: I'm starting to think this was a bad idea we should have waited for her Highness...

Jaxson:you think?

Council man1: her highness would usually send her dog to do it but he's ill at the moment.

Avalon: how convenient.

Jaxson: .... Why would she send a dog?

Avalon: not an actual dog!

Jaxson: ... Machine dog?

Avalon: .... Are you kidding me

Jaxson: he said dog!

Avalon: he meant the queens watchdog

Jaxson:....

Avalon: ...... The watchdog would solve crimes and make sure no one messes with the queen or her image...

Jaxson:... Ohhh.... I still don't understand

Avalon: ... Never mind.

Jaxson:.... So how long do we have to solve the case?

Council man4: until the Royal ball in three weeks

Jaxson: that should be long enough.

Avalon: ... Yep!

Jaxson: well we should probably first go to the crime scene

Avalon: hurry on!

Jaxson: yes yes I'm on it.

*{carriages were dragged along by horses and markets were filled with pastries}*

Avalon: ... Is it me or is it snowing?

Jaxson: well it is winter

Avalon: but it was just sunny

Jaxson:ya in the end empire garden....the garden is a literal greenhouse... It's always warm

Avalon: ... So its winter here?

Jaxson: it was winter in the end empire!

Avalon: oh shut it!

Jaxson: why are people Partying at our crime scene.

Avalon: ..... Good question.

Jaxson: oi back it up!

*{two children ran past the two}*

Jaxson: hey watch it!

*{the young princess slipped on the ice}*

Avalon: gah!.. What in the-

Jaxson: seems the river frozen into ice?

Avalon: *{the young lady shivered}* we are definitely not dressed for this weather

Jaxson:.... That's for sure.... Oi! Morons!.. What do you think

you are doing!

*{the children ran back over}*

Kid1 : celebrating?

Avalon: celebrating what?... Two poor women dying?

Kid2: dying!?

Kid1: shush sister it's alright..... We are celebrating the Thames river frost fair

Avalon: ... The what

Kid1: every time the Thames river freezes we celebrate it with a fair on the ice!

Jaxson: how wonderful now we can't find any evidence because it's under the ice.

Avalon: well I guess the crime scene Won't be any help

Jaxson: ... You think?

Avalon: well we haven't eaten anything since we left the End empire so we should probably get some food while we are here.

Jaxson: good idea

Salesmen: how may I help you two today?

Jaxson: some Fenalår two exact

Avalon: oh yes that would hit the spot

Salesmen: .... I'm sorry... What

Jaxson: Fenalår.

Salesmen: ... Fen... A.. Lur?

Jaxson: Fenalår....

Salesmen: we have fish and chips... Roasted chicken..... Tea?

Avalon: ... What are fish and chips?

Salesmen: what are fish and chips?... The bloody quack you mean what are fish N chips!

Avalon : .... Fish?

Salesmen: .... No kidding!.... *{sigh}* fish and chips ls just fried fish and fries.

Jaxson: what type of fish?...

Salesmen: .... We have cod and haddock

Avalon: ... Cod sounds familiar.

Jaxson: ... Um... Cod Fish and chips please

Salesmen: two?

Avalon: yes please

*{he quickly started preparing}*

Jaxson: I can't believe he doesn't know what Fenalår is

Avalon: I know right!

Jaxson: England is weird.

Salesmen: here are you're fish and chips

Avalon: hey why are they called fish and chips if they are fish and fries?

Salesmen: ..... Are you have a laugh?

Avalon: I'm not laughing?

Salesmen: get away from my stand quacking foreigners

Jaxson: .... Well thats rude

Avalon:.. Let's just go....

Jaxson: good idea

Avalon: hm these aren't that bad.

Jaxson: ... Hm ya they are pretty good

Avalon: could use less salt

Jaxson: I those are snowflakes.

Avalon: ... Correction could use less snow

Jaxson: agrees

Avalon: ... Well now that we can't find any evidence at the

{Didn't finish it but hope you like it}