Fuck, fine I’ll confess

I may have caused just a little bit of extra distress

I may have gone a bit overboard

But god forbid a guy is bored

Nobody’s perfect

Can I just get a little bit of respect?

I mean at least I’m good at something

At least this can keep my mind running

Sorry I zoned out I was trying to think of how to cause drama

Should I bring up some of their trauma?

God forbid a guy wants some free entertainment

It makes me feel like their ants trying to escape their containment

I’ll hit them with all I’ve got

Let’s shoot my shot

Should I guilt trip?

Oops I didn’t mean to let your secret slip

Did you like my confession?

Did it grasp that short span of attention?

It’s not my fault I’m the way I am

If I were to think of you in one way I’d definitely say spam.

Oops crap did that hurt you’re feelings?

I definitely won’t push you off ceilings

Who said that?

Must’ve been a rat