Fuck, fine I’ll confess

I may have caused just a little bit of extra distress

I may have gone a bit overboard

But god forbid a guy is bored

Nobody’s perfect

Can I just get a little bit of respect?

I mean at least I’m good at something

At least this can keep my mind running

Sorry I zoned out I was trying to think of how to cause drama

Should I bring up some of their trauma?

God forbid a...